witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

briannathestrange:

baymax is literally all of us in robot form

intoasylum:

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